I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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