Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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