didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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