Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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