super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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