:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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