no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
barbara walters just said penis...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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