No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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