Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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