Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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