I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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