when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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