school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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