Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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