matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
