I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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