Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
