Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body