Kareoke will never be a sober sport
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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