youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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