Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
