Got a toothbrush?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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