how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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