I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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