i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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