how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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