How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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