you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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