the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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