Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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