Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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