I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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