I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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