return my video game
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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