when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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