Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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