You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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