ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Randomize
