I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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