No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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