all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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