i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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