Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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