please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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