How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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