i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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