Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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