For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
not ubering you a puppy
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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