College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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