check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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