Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.