i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.