Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
As shirtless as possible
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage