Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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