he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.