Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out