okay pat passed out under dana's car
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.