Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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